#mellocrushmonday #mongocrushmonday 😎

canadianslut:

watching porn: ya daddy use me as a toilet punch me in the fucking face

after i cum: where is my bible

(via deadfatwife)

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

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(via les-be-real)

"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

(via andtoyourleftisanotherasshole)

pradest:

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

(via somequeerpunk)

disvalue:

i don’t know what i am doing with my life or my hair

(Source: dickscratch, via princesstrumphump)

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

(via princesstrumphump)

urbancatfitters:

*panics but in a super chill & casual way*

(via obiwankabrodie)

lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

(Source: best-of-memes, via fankiero)

pizzaforpresident:

fanskitter:

pizzaforpresident:

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

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(via 16yrold)

"could be gayer"

a review (via hauntter)

(Source: ostolero, via im-really-kyle)