- Staff: You should be able to do your part right on the first time every time
- Staff: Hey we're changing this part
- Members: *accidentally does it the old way out of habit the first time*
- Staff: WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT RIGHT?
- <b> Baby:</b> d-... d-... d-...<p><b>Dad:</b> daddy? Are you trying to say daddy?<p><b>Baby:</b> d-... d-... DRUM CORPS INTERNATIONAL PROUDLY PRESENTS...<p>
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
- Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
- Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*
"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"
so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them
- Gf: babe come over
- Me: I'm eating garlic bread
- Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
- Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese