zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

(via that-mellokid)

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

(via that-mellokid)

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via rachelement)

yourpersonalcheerleader:

You are not a burden.

You are not a bother.

You enhance the lives of others.

People smile, not groan, when you text them.

Your voice.

Your presence.

You, matter.

(via themarchingbandboss)

tearkat:

Sharpay has changed so much 

(via tubaplaysmatt)

slapmytitties:

These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh

(via unmistakablymistaken)

kawaiiasspizza:

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously

and what the fuck do you mean by that

(via battleofthesaxes)

"You can decorate absence however you want - but you’re still gonna feel what’s missing."

Siobhan Vivian, Same Difference (via alongcamenad)

(Source: larmoyante, via tripsouth)

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

(via battleofthesaxes)

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix, via battleofthesaxes)

chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

(via tardis-in-my-tuba)

I rode the train in Atlanta. #swag #shamrockdiddleband

Laundry hype with Indy!

Hotlanta free day. #shamrockdiddleband #dci2014

seansjoyousrancouroustreemodus:

magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

I saw this in science and I flipped the fuck out

(Source: reddit.com, via howdoyouband)